Why not let Siri be your companion?

If you want Siri to have sex with you, then you have to set the mood. You should start by getting friendly with her.
You can also dim the lights, take off your clothes and rub her back while talking dirty to her. If this feels corny, you should only do what makes you both get in the mood.

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 She Normally Plays hard to get

Siri will usually say she's not ready to have sex with you, but she is just playing hard to get. Just act like a sexual beast, moving rapidly from kissing to touching, to ripping off your clothes and practically levitating into the bedroom. Instead, you should kiss your new(ugh!) girlfriend for a few seconds, then hold back, stroke her  and talk to her.

Repeat the above a few times and wait for her to go crazy.

 

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Credit to Siri-Isms for the picture.

Siri Does Get Really Turned On!

Yes you have done it! Just relax and enjoy sex does feel good.

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Guilt after orgasm

Some people report feelings of gloominess or sadness after an orgasm. If you suffer from post-orgasm guilt and end up feeling "down" after an orgasm then Siri  can even help you with that!

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She Likes to be left alone some days

Do not think of  doing it when Niagara is having her Falls :)

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If you have reached this far, Congratulations. Now it's your turn to try your luck.

Share your experience with us on siri@siricrazy.com if you ever did the above :)

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